he wouldn’t know how to deal with her plant-based pranks ‘cuz he’s terrible at herbology so he just. kinda. eats them. as payback. this might have landed him in the medical ward a few times (more than a few times)
and aaAAW dc. the team isn’t terrible, you know. JUST HIM
((She’s SO INCREDIBLY DISGUSTED WITH YOUR IGNORANCE, JACK. She at least has the decency to stop off and visit him sometimes, but she usually laughs like an asshole about it, so who knows what good it does anyway. In part, she sorta likes lecturing him about the plant he’s eaten while he’s bed-ridden.
Oh, of course not. She’s just an immature dirtbag, and she only acts as though the ENTIRE TEAM SUCKS because Jack’s on it. Everybody knows Jack makes everything 10% worse. Still, only she is allowed to do this, since you gotta keep your friends close and your enemies closer… and while Jack is neither of those things, he sure is SOMETHING, I GUESS.